The Last Straw

Dear Client:

 Thanks for your latest version of your project. I noticed all the markups and note that beside each one is a notation as to which of your friends made that correction. While it’s nice that you have such helpful chums, it must end now.

See, I have one client on this project: you. We were finished with this. You were satisfied. Now your buddies have ripped the paper apart and have called into question my abilities. And they, and now you, want me to revise the project to suit everyone’s needs.

 No thanks. If you cannot trust me as a professional, get your friends to do this one for you. I’m outta here. And FRUMP YOU!

Sincerely,

Your Former Writer